Tomitoma ang pangalan ng Halimaw (Tomitoma is the name of the Beast)

Anyone who has ever clicked on the leaderboard tab in the main lobby and seen the statistics of the top ranked players has wondered how do they do it?

A hundred straight wins. (deadb0lt: Brits/1v1)
(Rumors in the forums are deadb0lt used a map hack. At least, that's what I read.)

A game ratio of 739 wins and 155 losses. (CharlesDarwin: US/1v1)
An American rank of General in 1v1. That's Level 19 to you. (DevM: US/1v1)
(Fyi, there are only two players ranked 19 at anytime in 1v1 rankings for each faction; for a grand total of only eight level 19's)

Impossible stats.
At least from where I am standing, here at my lowly yet hard earned level 8 (1v1/ Wehr) with a total game ratio of 460-465 .
T_T

And the next question usually is how would you, or your team, fare against them?
Or more precisely, how much would you suck?
Vaccum up the nose? Or black hole in the ass celestial suckage?

Well, fire up your CoH.

Go to the Leaderboards tab.
Set your filter to everyone, Game type to 1 versus 1, and Army to American.

And do a search for TOMITOMA and look at his rank and stats.

Because we play against him in this replay.
Get the Shoutcast (audio narrative) here. (Silent and Kan)


or cut and copy this URL http://www.filefront.com/15326923/silentkancast.mp3 to your browser.




Specfically, check his position in the American faction.

You see it yet?

(I could just flat out mention his position, rank and levels but I'll leave it up to you do a search. It makes things more exciting. But, here's a hint. You might not even have to do one.)


Hayop!
Yan ang halimaw!



Yup. Yours truly (kan707), Chesterilizerph and fuckito go on a suicide mission.

And yes, we knew we weren't going to win. Not even close.

And to proffer an answer of how they do it. How they rack up those seemingly impossible stats.
A simple answer, I guess, is they don't keep playing low level players.


P.S.
Keep an eye out for the Bren carrier. It felt like it had armored skirts.

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